That’s right, McKinley students. We spent so much time focusing our attention on Quinn Fabray’s wide-lipped boyfriend’s sexuality that we didn’t think twice about looking at the girl on his arm. In a heated (hawt) argument earlier today in the halls of our very own school, Baby Momma’s supposed best friend Santana Lopez let the pussy out of the bag: Quinn’s got a thing for the chicks. She ran out as soon as Satan opened those naughty lips of hers and we haven’t seen her since, but I received a text from her a while after the incident.
It’s not that surprising really, we suppose. We’ve all seen the looks she’s been giving Rachel Berry since freshman year, and come on, did she really expect us to believe those Berry porno doodles on the walls were done by anyone other than her?
Still, we can’t help but wonder what Trouty Mouth has to say about this recent discovery. Did he already know, or was she using him just like she’s used all of her past boyfriends?
Either way, one thing’s for sure — we’re not going to be catching them in the act again any time soon.
You heard it here.
-Jewfro.
I happened to get a tip from a member of the committee about the current state of the election. Brittany Pierce is currently in the lead, 7% in front of her co-glee clubber Kurt Hummel. Pierce won the hearts of the female students with her sexy performance of Run The World, which I assume all of you have watched on YouTube since then.
And while Rachel Berry withdrew from the race, records show that she would have been 9% behind Pierce if she were still in competition. Yikes!
You heard it here.
- Jewfro.
I’m sure we all know by now that Blaine Anderson, who has recently been cast as Tony in WMHS’s production of West Side Story, happens to be dating Kurt Hummel, McKinley’s resident fairy. Well, earlier this month, rumours surfaced that the other lead of the musical, Rachel Berry (Maria), plays for the other team.
As not only a reporter but also big admirer of Ms Rachel Berry, I decided to do some digging, and an inside source tells me that Berry does indeed identify as a lesbian. I’m sure a night with yours truly would make her change her mind, but until then, my team and I are going to be focusing on one thing: which chick does Berry have her eye on?
You heard it here.
-Jewfro.
