That’s right, McKinley students. We spent so much time focusing our attention on Quinn Fabray's wide-lipped boyfriend's sexuality that we didn't think twice about looking at the girl on his arm. In a heated (hawt) argument earlier today in the halls of our very own school, Baby Momma’s supposed best friend Santana Lopez let the pussy out of the bag: Quinn’s got a thing for the chicks. She ran out as soon as Satan opened those naughty lips of hers and we haven’t seen her since, but I received a text from her a while after the incident.
It’s not that surprising really, we suppose. We’ve all seen the looks she’s been giving Rachel Berry since freshman year, and come on, did she really expect us to believe those Berry porno doodles on the walls were done by anyone other than her?
Still, we can’t help but wonder what Trouty Mouth has to say about this recent discovery. Did he already know, or was she using him just like she’s used all of her past boyfriends?
Either way, one thing’s for sure — we’re not going to be catching them in the act again any time soon.
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I, Jacob Ben Israel, was simply minding my own business earlier today as I walked to my Maths class when I received a most interesting anonymous tip about a certain blonde couple heading for auditorium in an awful rush. So, of course, I followed the tip, and boy did I hit the jackpot!
I don’t know what I expected, but when I walked in on Sam Evans with his head between Quinn Fabray's legs, well, I knew I was in for a show. I never would've pegged our Baby Momma as the kinky type, but if she's willing to be thoroughly tongue-fucked in the back of a public high school auditorium, I can only begin to imagine what else she'd be willing to do.
And I hate to admit it, but maybe we were wrong about the blonde Bieber’s preference to men, because from where I was standing, he was more into the giving than the receiving if you catch my drift. That’s not to say he can’t bat for teams though, right? Only time will tell.
Well, lovebirds, make sure Figgins doesn’t catch you or you’re screwed! In more ways than one, I’d imagine. Oh, and thanks for the little souvenir ;)
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Jacob, why don’t you go back to stalking Rachel or something and leave me alone.
Rachel’s a lesbian now and even though I still believe that a night with me will change that, she’s not having it. So until further notice, stalking Rachel is only a part-time job.
I’m sure we all know by now that Sam Evans recently got out of hospital after an unsurprising suicidal episode, but did he try to kill himself because of his parents’ recent demise or because the pressure of keeping a secret became too much for him to handle?
And it’s no secret that Dave Karofsky has been single for almost all of his high school life, but with this new rumor breaking the surface, we have to wonder: has he been single because no girl wants him, or because he doesn’t want the girls? He’s popular, he’s easy on the eyes, he’s got a decent reputation. You’d think he’d have a new girl on his arm every week, right?
Rumor has it that the blond Bieber has found a new make-out partner, and that partner is none other than the very male Karofsky. The two seniors have been spending an awful lot of time together since Biebs got out of hospital, and many of us have even seen them leaving the campus together after school — reportedly to the motel room that Sam and Quinn Fabray have been living in, in fact.
But have they been heading back to the motel to study, or to lock lips? My team and I are quickly working to find out the truth behind this rumor, but so far, we’ve yet to find any evidence to disprove it.
So, what do you think, dear readers? Is Barbie just not fulfilling Sam needs any more, or is their entire relationship a cover-up so Sam can get it on with guys? And what about Karofsky? Is he just a sexually-frustrated teenager, or is it more than a hook-up to him?
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Piss off Jewfro. What happened to me is none of your concern and you’re being a perverted fuck about Tina. As for Blaine, shut the fuck up. Where Blaine is has no effect on you.
Well well, looks like someone’s getting defensive! I don’t know about you, readers, but I reckon Trouty Mouth here has a secret.
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Hello, WMHS kids! I know, I know, our blog has been surprisingly inactive lately — and when so much has been going on, too! But we’ve been experiencing both technical and personal issues for quite a while now, so my group and I decided to put the blogging on hold as we sorted everything out.
But we’re back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And with lots of exciting news in store!
How about we just sum-up the goings on a McKinley, huh?
- Cohen-Chang, from goth to frills in the blink of an eye! She disappears for a week and comes back looking totally girly … and hawt. Keep it up, Tina. We’re loving the new look ;)
- Where has the newest McKinley fairy been lately? There’s been a lack of exposed ankles and bow ties around these hallways, and we want answers! Anderson, where art thou?
- And speaking of absences, the dream team Barbie & Ken haven’t been to school this week, and an anonymous tip tells us that the blonde hottie has been in and of the hospital frequently. Did her man have an accident with a sharp object by any chance? Our reporters are researching Fabray’s suspicious behavior as we speak, and we’ll have a full report asap!
Oh, we could go on and on, but it’s not like you haven’t heard all the rumours already! We’ll be more up to speed with updates from now on and we’re eagerly hunting for the latest goss.
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We have to admit, when we found out that one Quinn Fabray cheated on Sam Evans with her ex-boyfriend, we thought there was no future for Baby Momma and Trouty Mouth. Clearly, we thought wrong.
One of our most reliable sources has reported that they saw the blondes holding hands outside the same motel that they went to together earlier this year (see image above), looking as happy as can be. Our suspicions were confirmed when we snooped on Quinn’s tumblr page to find that she’d changed her Info section and added ‘Taken by Sam Evans’.
It looks like it was only a matter of time for Barbie and Ken. But exactly how long has this love affair been going on?
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